wat is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Pappu:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…

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Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini daitay howa: "acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?"

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Pappu: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

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gud jokes 👍🏼 luv third one 😆 😆

awesome jokes; I loved the and 2nd one

hahahahahaha lolz
they wer great
loved them all
thanks for sharing
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haha...good ones loved all of them 😆 tfs!

all of them were totally very hilarious😆...thanx 4 sharing them😊