mazak mazak may... dil ki bharaas nikalo - Page 4

Originally posted by: Geet4u

bhikari to Usman

Bhikari: saab ek rupiya de do.

Usman: tumhe sharam nahi aati, road par khade hokar bhikh mangte ho.

Bhikari: abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?

🤣gr8 One😆

Sapna tO Nugs.. "how much do you love me?"

Nugs... "like how Shahjahan loved Mumtaz ....!"

Sapna... "then will you make Taj Mahal for me once I am dead?"

Nugs... "I have already bought the plot, but you are the one who is
delaying the project 😆

Star says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.

Sales man: Plain main dikhaon?


Sardar: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha! 😉 😆

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Lara ko dost ne khane pe bhulaya, ghar pe tala laga hua tha aur likha hua tha "Bewakuf Banaya".


Lara shOw sum hOshyari..... niche likh diya"Hum Yahan Aye Hi Nahi The".😲😆

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Teacher to Vinu..... "Where were U born?"

Vinu : In Tiruvanantapuram.


Teacher : Spell it? 😉

Vinu.... : (after thinking) Ooay choro ji.... i was born in GOA.😆

Really awesome x]
Star: The counting one...
Geet: The Star-Vinu mazak date...
Usmaan: THe GOA one =]

Oh and btw... I dont open my lunch boxes half way thru >.< AND I dont actually stand in front of the mirror with my eyes closed... just once 😛

aweosme job guyz! 👏

ps: nug and gracy hope u like mine (the first one) 😆

xoxo
-Lara 😊

Hiya,

i am back with some more-

Mahi:"Am I your first"?

Nug:"You might be - you look familiar" 😆 😆

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Rida: I regreat to tell you that you have Brain Tumor.

Vinu: Yessssssss!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps In Joy)

Rida: Did you understand what i just told u?

Vinu: Yes of course, Do u think i am deaf??

Rida: Then why are you so happy?

Vinu: Because that proves i have a brain.
😆 😆 😆 😆 rida isn't this one so true?? 😛
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Usman and Souro inside the toilet.

Usman: Good evening, how do u do?

Souro: Good evening, we open the zip and do! 😆

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xoxo
-lara 😊

LOL 😆 😉 😛

Subseee jaaada jokes kiske oooper banayaa....... 😳

That person 😉 will get....GULLU award ....lol 😆

A SERIOUS LETTER FROM A USMAN TO NUG 😳


Dear NUG,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although, when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.

Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife.

I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, then I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Regards,
Usman

😆 😆 😆

Usman sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED". 😆 😉 😛 ....

Nug to Grace ....Puppy ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
😆