Laughs -- Thank heavens

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?

Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

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They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?

Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?

Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

Edited by Manzz - 18 years ago

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Man

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Posted: 18 years ago

Laughs

Hello

They say laughter is the best medicine, after all.

Teacher: Your new here aren't you, what's your name?

Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then.

Pupil: My dad won't like that.

Teacher: Why is that?

Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

Edited by Manzz - 18 years ago

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Laughs -- Thank heavens

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