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Posted: 18 years ago
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Q: Why are there no elephants in Bollywood?
A:They can't run around trees without knocking them down.

Q: Why doesn't Rajnikanth fight elephants in Tamil movies?
A:He can't get them to jump in the air when he hits them.

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lol..
thanks for sharing..
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Posted: 18 years ago
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LOl...😆😆Aww poor Elephants😛

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Posted: 18 years ago
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yea...poor elephants! 😳

thx for sharing it 😃

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lolz....dey cant run around trees widout nokin em down 🤣 🤣

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Posted: 18 years ago
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thx for the comments dosts

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