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Monalisa

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Posted: 18 years ago

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She is a woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......

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Shruthi

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Posted: 18 years ago

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Hahahha!!😆 sooooo true!! Nice joke! 😆

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Monalisa

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Posted: 18 years ago

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thx leo..

i thnk guys must better nt speak a wrd.. 😆

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nuts123

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Posted: 18 years ago

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yeh... these were so right 😆 😆

i liked this 1 quite alot...
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring 😆 😆 😆

Irsa

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