Ohkay ohkay...i got one...Itz not exactly a JOKE.. PUT ITZ the FUNNIEST PICK UP LINE... (used on me)...
So m sitting at this restaurant all alone... waiting for my friends... N this guy Walks in...
n he looks around... n stills his eyes on me...
He walks toward me... m all quiet...
n i hav my food and drink in FRont ov me...
HE TAKES THE ICE outta my cup...
n smashes it wit the shoes...
n he GOes.."NOW THT I"VE BROKEN THE ICE...WHATZ UR NAME..?🤣
I jus burst out laughing... afta tht...me n him..became reali kool friends...
HOPE it ws funni...🤣
Edited by naila01 - 17 years ago