As u all know, i use to work in the mall....A shoe store...
One day i was fixing our display (Because ppl always mess it up!!!!!π‘- but i always smile when they ask for helpπ)....
This guy came up to me and asked if i worked here....I just π'd and said, "Yea whts up buddy"......He said, "do you guys sell walking shoes"......In my mind...I tell my self....Why would this guy ask this? All these shoes are walking shoes....feet goes in them, and u move forward...walking!!....
So i reply, "all these shoes are walking shoes".....
I felt like saying..."Nope, we dont sell walking shoes...You can only run in this one (Points to running), dance in this one (points to dancing type) and for this one, you can only climb rocks (out door shoe)"....Dont ever think of walking in them!!! lolπ
another pagal bat -
One of my co workers friends came over and he had crutches (two temporary stick like things used to walk good when u hurt your foot ). My co-worker took the crutches and would help customers...So this girl asked him for some shoes, he said ok...he goes in the back comes out 3 boxes and while trying to stand up (he was pretending to be hurt with the crutches), he then drops the boxes and falls...The customer was so scared they walked over and started to help him, they felt bad because they asked for so much help from a person is (supposedly) hurt....Again i laughed so hard i had to run in the back....
we use to mess with customers all the time.. Like one time i use to tell customers, "We have a super sale going on!!! If you guys buy one item, you will get the second item at regular price".....lol...They were like, "Wow! Thats awesome!".....lol....