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Posted: 17 years ago
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if parachute doesn't open?

Salesman selling parachute:U Can Jump from plane&press button & u can land safely
Customer:if parachute doesn't open?
Salesman- paisa wapas

Egyptian Lady:only v know how 2 make Pyramids n Mummies
Desi:Oye Punjabiya nal panga.Cum behind d Pyramid...i will make u mummy
šŸ˜ƒ thatz it
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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol gud1z
thanks for sharing
do post mre.. xx

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Posted: 17 years ago
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lol...they were hilarious....don't worry parahute man....i'll get the money back for you....šŸ˜†
...and use it for your funeral if needed
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thx for shaing
keep postingšŸ˜Š
love,
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