Joke 1:
Mr Tom: We in america have visited the moon
Suraj: We In india have visited the sun
Mr Tom: You fool u wud burn nd go bling if u go to the sun
Suraj: You idiot we go der wen its night .
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Joke2:
Mr Tom: In america we gt married thru email
Suraj: Haha in india we only marry female no email