A shayari and a joke

arz hai

shama jali to parwane bane

sharab bani to maikhane khule

aye dost

zara apni birth date toh batao

akhir pata toh chale ki kis din pagal khane bane..

the next one. i heard this from bharati on laughter nights.

lalli asked bharati,"mujhe cold drink chahiye"

Bharati, cold drink nuksan karti hai, bhains(buffalo) ka doodh piya karo, dimag tez hota hai.

Lalli, mujhe pagal samjh rakha hai? agar bhains ka doodh peene se dimag tez hota to bachhda(calf) scientist na ban gaya hota?😉

lalli was lying on the the railway tracks. bharati came and asked her

lalli pagal ho gayi hai kya, railway tracks par leti hai, train aayegi to mar jaaogi.

Laali replied: "bharati tum bilkul bewakoof ho, jab itna bada plane mere upar se guzar gaya tab mujhe kuchh nahi hua, tab train kya kar legi??"

Hahaha! Funny one!

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